5 words

Challenge:

To describe the following pictures in FIVE words or less.

Why is this a challenge?  Do you know me at all?

I never know whether I should write about the picture above or below it.  Eeny meeny...  top.

1.  We are HOT.

2. A flood is comin'.

3.  Starting to fight back.

 4.  Got prunes?

5.  BEST. BINKY. EVER.

6.  The calm before the storm.

7. Now demanding COLORED everything/anything.

8.  Bored?

9.  Back view of "bored".

10.  Obsessed much?

11.  And pose.

12.  What the??

12.  Holy Fudge.  I mean, cottage-cheese.  (Barely got that one in.) Dashed words don't count.

13.  Scissors + hair on the counter. 

14.  Love/Hate relationship.

Mission accomplished.

BOO-YAH.